This audit has been great...

I've only been here a couple of days, but they've been incredible. Some lady showed up at my motel room the other night ready to party. I was making some meth out of the motel shampoo, some clorox and a half bottle of Nyquil, when she showed up. Great night. I show up at the hospital after taking a day off, to work the audit. The auditors have some problems with how we are grouping the Pharmacy cost. This is obviously very important, so I volunteer to visit the Pharmacy to understand the whole process. Russell has asked me to put the moves on Buckethead. I think this job gets better everyday. I've never been with a CFO.